Witches of Eastwick

No, I am positive that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life. This afternoon, you have demonstrated every loathsome characteristic of the male personality and even added some new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid. You have no taste, no sense of humor and you smell. You're not even interesting enough to make me sick.